有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………

Girl: Father, I have sinned.

女孩：神父，我有罪。

Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

神父：孩子，你犯了什麽罪呢？

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."

女孩：昨天，我骂了某个男人一句：「你这个狗娘养的！」

Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

神父：为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？

Girl: He touched my breast.

女孩：他……他摸我的胸部。

Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

女孩：（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的。

Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.

神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊。

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……

Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服）

Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.

女孩：是的，是这样子没错。

Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.

神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊。

Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

女孩：然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……

Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

神父：（奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了）

Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did...

女孩：（数分钟後）喔……是的……就是这样子………

Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a...

神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」

Girl: But he had AIDS!!

女孩：但是他有 AIDS 呀!!

Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

神父：那个狗娘养的!!!