有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………

Girl: Father, I have sinned.

女孩　神父　我有罪　

Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

神父　孩子　你犯了什麽罪呢？

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."

女孩　昨天　我骂了某个男人一句　「你这个狗娘养的　」

Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

神父　为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？

Girl: He touched my breast.

女孩　他……他摸我的胸部　

Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

神父　你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

女孩　（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的

Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.

神父　只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊　

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

女孩　但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……

Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

神父　你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服）

Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.

女孩　是的　是这样子没错　

Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.

神父　可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊　

Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

女孩　然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……

Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

神父　（奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了）

Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did...

女孩　（数分钟後）喔……是的……就是这样子………

Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a...

神父　我亲爱的孩子　就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」

Girl: But he had AIDS!!

女孩　但是他有 AIDS 呀!!

Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

神父　那个狗娘养的!!!